Saturday 4 October 2008

I have never...

I feel like I have squeezed a fair few things into the last 28 and a half years. But as I was walking the waterfront the other day, I made a long mental list of the things that so far I have never...

I have never read War & Peace. I have never been to Africa. I have never shoplifted. I have never eaten snake. I have never sung solo in public. I have never run a marathon. I have never been to the supermarket in my pyjamas. I have never swum in the Atlantic Ocean. I have never been in love.

I have never break-danced. I have never changed a car tyre. I have never seen Angkor Wat. I have never been to a strip club. I have never seen a glacier. I have never tasted truffle. I have never ridden in a limousine.

I have never walked out of a job. I have never been to a massive concert. I have never painted on canvas. I have never slid down a bannister. I have never seen the Northern Lights. I have never been on a sunbed. I have never had anything waxed. I have never seen Pulp Fiction. I have never owned a shell suit.