Saturday, 4 October 2008

I have never...

I feel like I have squeezed a fair few things into the last 28 and a half years. But as I was walking the waterfront the other day, I made a long mental list of the things that so far I have never...

I have never read War & Peace. I have never been to Africa. I have never shoplifted. I have never eaten snake. I have never sung solo in public. I have never run a marathon. I have never been to the supermarket in my pyjamas. I have never swum in the Atlantic Ocean. I have never been in love.

I have never break-danced. I have never changed a car tyre. I have never seen Angkor Wat. I have never been to a strip club. I have never seen a glacier. I have never tasted truffle. I have never ridden in a limousine.

I have never walked out of a job. I have never been to a massive concert. I have never painted on canvas. I have never slid down a bannister. I have never seen the Northern Lights. I have never been on a sunbed. I have never had anything waxed. I have never seen Pulp Fiction. I have never owned a shell suit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have never been to Switzerland... but apparently you have! How was it?? xoxox k

Anonymous said...

i can't believe you haven't slid down a bannister - do it immediately x

Anonymous said...

Get down to that supermarket in your pj's now. Your parents will be doing that soon and may be totally unaware that they are!!!

OpheliaEloise said...

"I have never owned a shell suit."
Oh I feel a christmas present coming on...