Man behind the counter at Boots Pharmacy: "Do you have a Boots advantage card?"
Me: "yes. It's in my purse somewhere. Hold on a minute... Train tickets from last month.. Business card collection.. receipts for a week of Tescos lunches.. Costa Coffee and Starbucks card (for free wireless which I can't remember the password on).. Organ donor card in case of being knocked down by bus.. Clapham Picture House membership card... Oh this is it! Oh no, that's my PADI diving licence.......
Ok, here it is. Stuck between my Waterstone's loyalty card and Lovefilm gift card."
My housemate Elly just about passes out when she sees my purse. It's a good thing she's never seen my desk at work.
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