Thursday, 1 March 2012

Northern Line crime

To the man on the Northern Line this morning wearing massive mirrored aviators - you look ridiculous.

This is due to a number of reasons:

- You're on the tube, which by it's very nature (of being a tube) is almost completely underground. Thereby leaving sunglasses unnecessary

- It was 7.45am. So even if for some reason there was ever a sensible reason to wear sunglasses on the tube, it's not going to exist pre 8am

- You were also reading The Sun and wearing a massive shiny belt buckle. However I could have easily excused these things, except for the eye wear crime you commit

That is all.

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