To the man on the Northern Line this morning wearing massive mirrored aviators - you look ridiculous.
This is due to a number of reasons:
- You're on the tube, which by it's very nature (of being a tube) is almost completely underground. Thereby leaving sunglasses unnecessary
- It was 7.45am. So even if for some reason there was ever a sensible reason to wear sunglasses on the tube, it's not going to exist pre 8am
- You were also reading The Sun and wearing a massive shiny belt buckle. However I could have easily excused these things, except for the eye wear crime you commit
That is all.
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